In My Humble Opinion

Yes, Make a big fuss over me,

For I am published.

Universities have offered me a Chair.

Pay every humble homage due

To every word I write; and yes,

Go right ahead and stare.

I see the worship in your eyes

that my very name inspires -

Of course you care; of course you sigh.

Someday it will come to you,

If you copy all I do, proclaiming,

"There, but for the grace of You, go I"