I am a very practical person. I play games of chance. Weekly I buy a ticket for the lottery. To find meaning, and otherwise enhance My day-to-day activities Of writing e-mail message And all the books that I read – Anything to keep my mind away From where it does not belong – Find other, harmless thoughts instead. For I am very practical And think quite logically. Other options don’t exist that I can do. So I spend my days filled with TV, And my nights watching movies – Otherwise, all my thoughts would be of you.